Boney Roney has a van.
It rattles along like an old tin can.
He was on his way to meet Majella,
but sadly he broke his patella.
He was not a happy chappy.
Boney Roney limped into the van,
and tried to mend it with a frying pan.
He was soon on his way to meet Elvis,
but then he broke his pelvis.
He went to hospital,
in that old tin can,
that he called his van.
He got on a stretcher,
and met Darren Fletcher.
By Jake Campbell and